Parenthood: How Coffee Keeps Me Out of Jail
By A Bearer Of Dad News
8/23/17 Chances with Wolves?
9/6/17 Playing Jumanji with Guns N’ Roses
9/20/17 Our Mirrors Needed Witness Protection
10/4/17 I Came from a Long Lineage of Boulders
10/18/17 We Traveled by Way of Clown Car
11/1/17 Parenthood Would be Easier with Actual Referees
11/22/17 Our Minds Were Declared Disaster Areas
12/9/17 The Lies We Would Tell Ourselves
12/23/17 Holy Water Was Never Out of Reach During Excursions
1/19/18 With Parenthood Came Daily Resolutions
2/19/18 Archeologists Could Carbon Date Our Household’s Dust
3/12/18 Is That Syrup on the Doorknob?
5/22/18 Expect Your Dog to Begin to Hate You When You’re Expecting
6/13/18 It’s a Boy! Or a Girl? Maybe a Monkey?
8/21/18 Stormy with a Chance of Peanut Butter & Jam
11/1/18 UB Too Tired to Go to Concerts Anymore
2/28/19 And Baby Makes Four…Cups of Coffee Before 7AM