July 2017 saw my wife in the second trimester of her second pregnancy. The days and weeks were flying by, bringing us closer to meeting our newest little addition. One who would eventually join his or her evil brother in a daily game of “Tip Over Papa’s Coffee Mug.” Speaking of his or her, was it a little girl or little boy? Truth be told, we decided to oppose social convention and let the gender remain a secret until the day of birth.

I’ll wait until half of the people reading this recover from having a minor stroke.

Now that I have you all back, yes you did read that correctly. I’m sure those of you who could never do this are thinking, “Wait a minute! They have another kid, so this idea MUST be due to some crazed, sleep-deprived state!”...

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