How DID I end up here? So this is my fate, I shake my head even now. I am standing in the bathroom over the huge, gooey, Fruit Loop filled vomit of my 5 year old son. Clearly he stood in front of the toilet but not facing the toilet ( that would have been waaaay too easy ) and aimed toward the bathroom door. So there I go, into the kitchen to get Lysol wipes and paper towel. Now I am a 'chubby' woman and my body does not move quickly or gracefully, try as I do. Imagine my surprise when I make it back into the bathroom to clean the sour mess and our lab puppy is slurping it up like its the last supper! Between the yelling and gagging I lock the dog outside and start on the nasty task.
This is usually the kind of luck I have. Never fails. At this point in my life its almost comforting knowing that I can trust Murpheys Law to be at work. Now even though I am a fairly conservative stay at home mom/wife , I am usually under a black cloud. Not of negativity ( I can't stand negative Nancy's ! ) but of undesirable bad luck. I am extremely happy with my marriage ( my man is awesome ) and I have amazing kids ( clearly inherited mama's good looks and book smarts ).
My friends are always up for a moms night out. And they usually bring up random memories about days gone by and we have a good chuckle. Like at a recent painting party we went to. I sneezed and well, lets just say my painting never made it home. Ugh, such is my life.View Page.
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