When did the skinny jean obsession start? Seriously. I've had three kids and now I have to worry about looking good in skinny jeans?  Not just jeans! Skinny fit chinos and trousers are also available for those who don't get enough torture from their denim. 

I buy into it. I try to stay fashionable. I admit sometimes I'm running down the street after a kid, looking like a can of biscuits someone took a spoon to. I wear them anyway because they were on sale and I have a budget, dammit! Sexy, right?

Okay, okay. I also wear them because I don't want to wear old lady pants yet. I know someday I'll be wearing the polyester, elastic waistband section at Macy's, but today is not that day.

In my quest to stay young, fashionable and impossibly attractive, I tried...

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