So I went to the local Weatherspoons pub,
To get a nice drink and some really good grub.
I ordered an avocado bagel and thought I couldn’t go wrong.
I love avocados and I like bagels. Sounds like a fair game to me.
When the food arrived, I thought something was strange. The lumps of avocado promised to me was actually
Pink slender slices of salmon with cream cheese. Somewhere along the line, my order had been messed up.
I think the salmon bagel was a little bit more.
I went ahead and ate the salmon bagel anyway.
Oh well, maybe next time, avacado!

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