It's the best

in a long line

of worsts

its the best

fuck at the prom,

the best advancement

in a century,

the best place to eat

when you're piss

broke,

the best deal

you're gonna get

from me, asshole,

the best advice

no one wanted

to listen to

the best a man

can get and

the best the

women deserve,

the best part of

drowning in your

bathtub,

the best composition

ever penned,

the best parceling,

of the truest wisdom

of any generation

before or since;

knowing that it

ain't gonna take

long for all this to

look like the

shit that it is,

at least when viewed

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