call Einstein?'
'How do you know?'
Lucy slammed a piece of sticky paper upside down on the hospital bed.
'You gave him that? You planned the whole accident, right?'
'No, would I write so badly?'
'You mean the grammar and spelling?'
'Yes.'
'How did you know what the sign says if you didn't write it?'
She turned the paper over. The message said, 'I is a idoit'.
'There, see, only Henry could write that.'

Simon limped in.
'I thought you had a broken leg?' asked Adam.
'Just a twist, I won't join training tonight, but I'll be fit for the weekend game. When we tell the head what happened, I don't think Smithers will pick you.'
Henry sat up smiling and winked...

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