Intent on finally moving on, but still not of the desire to submit, Roy let his mouth once again hang partially agape in non-violent protest. “As long as it’s sanitary, it’s completely… innocuous which hand is used to prepare anything,” he said, “What it’s properly referred to however, is another matter entirely.”

“Hardly,” the robot scoffed in high pitched retort, “I’d like to see you try telling that to a cradle-Mooselim of antiquity that’s never been to a Zionese, peace pervading, takeover park, Roy,” the robot said, “And I think you mean ‘noxious,’ ” it added, “Not ‘innocuous.’ ”

“I have exactly zero idea what that-- Well, what a lot of what...

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