“Don’t be so sure of your postulates, Roy,” the robot warned, “I was fishing the waterless waters of the wasteland long before you were even a-“

Roy shook his head and it occurred to him he could use what he knew of the ‘Educative Directives and Incentives’ to his own advantage. “If memory serves, Robot,” he interrupted, “There are creative terms and justifications dictated and otherwise expected through the ‘Educative Directives and Initiatives,’ aren’t there?”

“Of course, Roy, but those are best constricted for the use of children and to be used during the likes of sessions with organic/acrylic finger paints-”

“So, under those dictums,” Roy continued, “shouldn’t there also be an allowance for the co...

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