“Are you really proposing something as… recherché as segregating sides, Roy,” the robot asked as it let out a prerecorded… gumptionluss chortle.

“It’s not me, doing it,” Roy said, “It’s ‘what goofy is’ that’s doing it.”

“I don’t see how that could be, Roy.”

“Well, I do, Robot.”

“Really, Roy, because as my dictionary defines Goofy, as per add. definition:

¶ adj. (informal) 2, (is) ‘that which/what feels weird.

¶¶ –as per handedness (w/r/t utilizing the master for a task the slave is favored.)’-

segregation of the sides doesn’t factor int...

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