The robot slowed its spinning and came to a stop. “I fail to see how the inevitable… ‘failure’ of a lubricant can be my fault, Roy,” the robot said, “Furtherless, were I placing blame –which I’m not, by the way– being as you’re the one that applies it for me, in regard to lubricating grease specifically, I would be more inclined to place the blame at the fault in your ability to slather.”

“Were you placing blame,” Roy asked with flatly delivered emphasis.

“Were I placing blame,” the robot affirmed.

“Do we even have any more ‘Danigan’s brand™: Hybrid-Dielectric Grease with White Lithium’ in a can?"

“You’re asking me,” Roy laughed.

“Right&he...

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