“All right, Roy” the robot said, in a seeming fit of confrontational frustration, “If you know ‘so’ much about everything, perhaps you can explain why the ‘Atmosphere Test’ function on the Plasma setting of my welder is no longer functioning.

"Atmosphere, what?"

"That's what I thought," the robot said as if having proved a point.

“You do know I never actually claimed to “know ‘so’ much about everything.” ”

“Maybe so, Roy, but you certainly implied so much with your demeanor,” the robot emphasized.

“I did, huh?”

“Hencefurther-”

“You know, even if that were true,” Roy interrupted, “what makes you think if I didn’t...

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