*Please read the following with a sense of humor.

If you’ve never embarked on an affair but are considering it and don’t know where to begin, well you’re in luck, because I’ve prepared a handy, dandy, quick reference guide or “cheat sheet” if you will; pun completely intended.

Affairs are not for everyone. In fact, I hesitate to endorse them. You really need a strong constitution to play the role of “the other woman.”

The first thing you need to know is there are no rulebooks to consult. Likewise, no user guides, reference manuals, compass, or GPS. There’s no technical support number or instant chat line.

It’s not like you want to go around announcing you’re involved...

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