I need to think like normal people, whatever that means. If every person in the world has a third eye, that would be considered normal. And if you only have two eyes then you would be the one they torment with their jeering little smiles, snide little comments and superior looks that make me want to saw their faces off with a machete!

'Normal', what a joke. I used to be the punch line just like everyone else.

When did that change?

Around the time I started working at this job, you see, I am the garbage man. I collect all of your worthless refuse. Some small amount I recycle, but not as much as people think. Even that comes back to me.

It never ends. All I see every day is garbage. Once in a while I'll see something new tha...

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