God one day decided that too many people were getting into heaven, so he went to St. Peter and said, "From now on, only the ones with a really good story can get in."
     Peter shrugged his shoulders and agreed. He turns to the next guy and line and says, "What brings you here?"
     The guy responds, "For months I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, so today I went home early to catch her. When I opened the door I found her standing naked but alone in the kitchen, I searched and searched but found no one. After running around I became overheated so I went to the window and found a guy hanging naked from the windowsill and started beating on his hands, causing him to fall, but he landed in the bushes unharmed. I...

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