For about five minutes there, I considered removing my eyeballs with a melon baller. I actually went into the kitchen and put the thing into my hand.
What did I see that I wanted to forget?
Men in diapers.
Shame on me for exploring online dating.
I will never unsee what I saw. I won’t remember the site for the beautiful people, nor will I remember the one for the wealthy men. I can pretend I never saw the one for the clowns. I can pretend I never saw the one for the farmers. The site for the ugly people disturbs me, yes, but never, never, never will I be able to wash away the images of men in diapers.
“Horrific,” I said to my sister.
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