I was shocked that I crashed last night before my phone did. Bewildered, really. I was researching and planning a trip to Vegas.

     The first thing that surprised me was my Google search. I typed “Bachelor party in” and “Vegas” came up followed by “Portland, ME.” Am I the only one who didn’t know Portland, Maine was second to Vegas in bachelor party hotspots?

     Oh, the rabbit holes I went down. It seems no one can provide information about Vegas without mentioning a movie about Vegas. I, being me, clicked every link about a movie. I like movies. I sounded like Chris Berman at the Homerun Derby trying to return to my original page- “Back, back, back, back, back.”

     I called T-- la...

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