There has been a push in the office for months now from our millennials for standing desks, and management finally relented. The desks were installed over the weekend. Those kids might finally be right about something.

     Standing at my new desk got me thinking about evolution and the anthropology class I took in college. It was an elective, one of those classes you take for the girls, not for the education. I say things like that and wonder why girls take those classes. For the guys? Because I know the girl I was hanging with that semester wasn’t there to learn.

     I paid a little more attention in class than D-- did, which made me a genius in her opinion. I ended up writing both of her papers. I realized later she was using me, but at t...

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