I still can’t get my TV and cable hooked up right. I think, maybe, F-- stole a cable that I need.
It’s not the end of the world. I just spent more time reading last night than I normally do. For example, I actually read the manual for my new microwave. I have been a bad microwave owner.
I also read The Weekend Nibble. It was an accident. The worst part? I felt the embers in my belly when I saw E--’s picture. Those embers turned to flames by the end of the review. What can I say? The woman has a way with words. She made a bed of kale sound inviting.
I phoned my sister before the flickering flames turned into a full-fledged fire.
“Kale?” she said. “Reall...
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