I dialed up T-- after I got off the phone with my sister. I admitted to bugging her with my relationship problems.
“Let me guess,” he said, “she wants you to make a list of pros and cons.”
“No,” I said, “she wants me to buy one of those women's magazines and take a quiz.”
He laughed. “That’s a dumb idea. Please tell me you’re not going to do that.”
“Of course not,” I told him. “I’ll find a quiz on the internet.”
“Much better,” he said. “I’ll come by with some beer.”
All of a sudden, we had ourselves an event. I bought fanc...
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