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The first man shot was Farmer Stickson. He went in to buy some mints with the money saved from Trump’s tax cuts, and Ma Gohardy got him in the arm. He was back at work the next day. As it was just a minor wound, my father treated him without any need to pay. He didn’t tell the press either but someone informed the cops. They told Ma Gohardy that she couldn’t keep the gun any more. She cited the amendment, proudly telling them that her grandson would become a famous lawyer. He had briefed her well and she knew the details of the pardon given by Trump. Everyone was entitled to bear arms, even an old, black, female shopkeeper. Oh sorry, didn’t I say she was black? It’s easy to forget. Most of the kids at my school were black, there were a fe...

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