Professor Stella Diamond, feminist science fiction scholar par excellence, was strolling with her metrosexual French Canadian art historian husband Pepe Le Pew. Stella shook her head when she looked at the moon and saw a logo emblazoned on it. Stella had heard that astronauts were mounting a billboard on the moon. After Trump built the wall, he signed an executive order which restructured NASA funding. Decreeing that science had no connection to space exploration, he reconfigured NASA to comply with his self-interest. The Trump-era moon landing, no small step for mankind, was a great economic leap forward for the Trump family. Astronauts mounted a neon sign on the moon which could be easily read from Earth. No one could miss the nightly lunar message:

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Stella was outr...

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