Donald Trump is a nice guy. Last year, for his and Melania’s twelfth wedding anniversary he started a marriage journal, chronicling each of their years together in tedious detail. Across the front, in crisp black print, he wrote, “Donald and Melania: A History of Love.”

He sits now, peacefully, in a conservative leather chair toward the back of the Oval Office. He is reading Tom Graves’s book, Crossroads: The Life and Afterlife of Blues Legend Robert Johnson. Today he plans to work on the healthcare front, a multi-million dollar marketing plan pushing holistic food choices, even going so far as to speak out against red meat.

His phone vibrates in his pocket.

I haven’t seen a tweet today, Donald.

He was in a bad place after the last bankruptcy&m...

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