My phone is sitting on the coffee table in front of me but it hasn’t gone off yet. I’m waiting for my next notification, but instead it just sits there like the space age piece of junk it was before I took it out of the box. I can’t wait to get my next notification so I know what to do next.

As the song goes, waiting is the hardest part. I posted an update ten minutes ago, so why haven’t I heard from anyone? Maybe they’re just too busy to respond to it, running here and there doing this and doing that, living their own lives and—

Bullshit.

If they’ve got time to post their own shit then they’ve got time to respond to mine. They’re just jealous that my selfies look better than theirs. They can try all they want to, but my selfies wi...

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