President Trump had been covertly saving us from a zombie epidemic.

The infamous wall that President Trump wanted to build was not really intended for “bad hombres.” No. The wall was not meant for drug dealers, rapists or criminals south of us, it was meant for zombies. Upon being elected as the President of the United States, Trump had been granted access to millions of secrets. Of course, there were secrets that not even the President was supposed to lay his eyes on, but Trump being Trump, he found out a lot more than he bargained for.

There was a secret facility in Mexico that tested biological weapons. The most advanced and top secret tests conducted used biological agents to kill people efficiently, which, in turn, lead to an accidental and astonishing discovery—human reanimat...

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