“These stories are full of sex, violence and nudity.” Vera wrote on her notepad. “What kind of fantasy series is this? How can you read this crap?”

“He writes for a mature audience,” Dorothy said defensively.

Meanwhile, in the back seat, the Pig and Grandpa Porcelain exchanged bawdy tales and war stories.

“For my 21st birthday I put a sticker on my underpants that said ‘May Contain Nuts!’” the Pig bawled.

Simultaneously Grandpa shouted, “I was watching a fascinating documentary the other day, it said that the Japanese High Command ordered their troops to commit Sudoku if we tried to capture them.”

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