a pig mask. Their conversation was as follows:

“I can’t get the woman I love pregnant,” Mr. Pig said unhappily.

“Don’t worry, our clinic specializes in treating this kind of problem,” the doctor said. “What is your wife’s name?”

“I’m not married.”

“I do apologize. What is the name of your girlfriend?”

“I don’t have a girlfriend,” the Pig replied

“What is the name of the woman you’re trying to get pregnant?” the doctor asked.

“Jennifer Florence.”

“The movie star? Why would she find you attractive?”

“She doesn’t. She thinks I’m repulsive.”

“If she thinks you are repulsive, why does she sleep with you?”

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