Dorothy Gale collected her dog, Toto, from doggy daycare and began to
drive home. It had not been a particularly good day. Firstly, Miss Gale had
arrived late to work (she had tried to call her supervisor to let him know,
but he was apparently participating in “Take Your Hangover to Work
Day” and didn’t answer). When she finally reached work, Dorothy had
been reprimanded for coming in wearing a t-shirt that said “I Voted in the
2016 Election—and All I Got Was This Stupid President.”

Then, once Dorothy had changed into her usher’s uniform, she made a big mistake while entering the titles of this week’s movies onto the electronic display screen. Dorothy rarely looked at the display, so she went about her business blissfully unaware that th...

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