CHANNILLO
There's a monster in my bed. Oh wait. It's a baby.
By Briana Bryon

Series Description:

No self-respecting modern woman wants a baby, until you do and then you’re stuffed.

There’s a monster in my bed. Oh wait. It’s a baby is a series of satirical columns about surviving life with a baby and a boyfriend in a modern world that forgot it’s not 1950 something.

Briana takes on all things babies and boyfriend as she discovers motherhood is like riding a wild horse that’s out of control. Only the horse is not a horse, it’s a donkey. And it’s going backwards.

Written with a lot of sarcasm, a little humor and not enough coffee by a woman who wishes she was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 

Category: Essays
Updated: Every Other Week
Status: Completed



Author Bio For Briana Bryon:

Briana is a writer and mother of three; one human, one canine and one grown up. She is also a full-time washing machine operator.

She has been a columnist, feature writer and journalist for leading Australian publications including Café Culture, Focus Magazine and Fairfax Media.

A major in Philosophy from the University of Sydney helps keep her insane. A second major in Near Eastern Archaeology doesn’t really help her at all.

Briana is an all-girls boarding school survivor and sarcasm enthusiast. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is one thing she refuses to live without along with oxygen and coffee, but not in that order. 

She is waiting for coffee to become available in drips. Once this happens she should be able to finish her novel. Unless she puts herself into a caffeine coma which is a more probable outcome.

Check out Briana’s blog at brianabryon.com  Follow @briana_bryon on Twitter.







Series Description:

No self-respecting modern woman wants a baby, until you do and then you’re stuffed.

There’s a monster in my bed. Oh wait. It’s a baby is a series of satirical columns about surviving life with a baby and a boyfriend in a modern world that forgot it’s not 1950 something.

Briana takes on all things babies and boyfriend as she discovers motherhood is like riding a wild horse that’s out of control. Only the horse is not a horse, it’s a donkey. And it’s going backwards.

Written with a lot of sarcasm, a little humor and not enough coffee by a woman who wishes she was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 

Category: Essays
Updated: Every Other Week
Status: Completed


Author Bio For Briana Bryon:

Briana is a writer and mother of three; one human, one canine and one grown up. She is also a full-time washing machine operator.

She has been a columnist, feature writer and journalist for leading Australian publications including Café Culture, Focus Magazine and Fairfax Media.

A major in Philosophy from the University of Sydney helps keep her insane. A second major in Near Eastern Archaeology doesn’t really help her at all.

Briana is an all-girls boarding school survivor and sarcasm enthusiast. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is one thing she refuses to live without along with oxygen and coffee, but not in that order. 

She is waiting for coffee to become available in drips. Once this happens she should be able to finish her novel. Unless she puts herself into a caffeine coma which is a more probable outcome.

Check out Briana’s blog at brianabryon.com  Follow @briana_bryon on Twitter.