use on a third-grader. 

“Fine, perhaps I might not have died in that tragedy at Logan. Perhaps I might have ended up instead on life support in a burn center at a nearby hospital. No big whoop, right? No need to thank your old man cuz I might have just suffered trauma rather than actual death, is that your point?” 

“I insist you drop the drama, Adam. I’ve had quite enough of it these past few days already!” 

“And you always do call the shots, now don’t you…” 

“Well, honey, one of us has to take charge to make the right decisions at a time like this, and might I say you haven’t exactly made this a team effort, starting with sneaking into my room last night against our generou...

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