Kindly remain in here with the rest of the guests, my dear, and, uh…you try and behave yourself now…” 

“Oh please please please??” the pink-haired psych student insisted, and she appeared to be sincerely interested in lending a hand.  “I love this sort of stuff.  On summer holiday I held a server job at Hooters, at least up until city council shut it down.”  Hal noticed that Michael looked as if he were ready to say something highly sarcastic, and he decided to intervene if only to keep the peace lest they scare off the upstairs ghost. 

“Why don’t you let her tag along?” he told the valet, and Christopher gave him his very best oh-you-are-SO-going-to-get-it look. ...

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