talking about, Mr. Baker!”

“Look here, Mr. Kennington – it’s a very rare occurrence that I EVER know what the hell you’re talking about!”

“Oh really, sir?  Might I be bold enough to point out to you your incredibly agitated, antagonistic state this evening – even more so than usual?  Not to mention the fact your chess game has been much more pitifully inept than that to which I’ve grown accustomed!  Add to all that the fact you practically just flew out of your chair at the slightest of noises…and, of course, the soon-to-be Harvest Moon is waxing brightly right on schedule…”

“Well, buddy, if I’m in such an agitated, antagonistic, pitiful state why don’t you just get the fuck out...

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