Sounds like the start of a joke, doesn’t it?

I was so tempted to visit the joke shop in Dublin to pick out some random joke kit to get Linda on April’s Fool’s Day this year. She has managed to evade all my past pranks and honestly hers are top notch. I talked it over with Alex and he reckoned she’s never going to stop until I stop. This is what my Mum said too, annoyingly. I decided to take their advice and take a calm, non-escalating approach to the day and hope for a ceasefire.

I must admit she was on fire this year. The first one I spotted as soon as I arrived. There was a shaving mirror on the issue desk. The sort on a stand and big enough to show most of your face. Underneath was a sign saying “Self Service Check Out  (Pilot Study) — 1st of Apr...

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