Baggy is right-handed. Having an operation on her right arm was therefore more debilitating in many ways than having Lawrence-the-durmoid-cyst removed. Once Baggy was over the "windy" stage and had had the staples removed from her stomach, she felt pretty okay. No strength of course. But okay. In fact Freda Fretter and Hormonal Hannah were making her feel incredibly guilty that she hadn't sent Grotty Groom back to work. Even though she had been told that that was not to happen for at least three months. However, not being able to use her right arm at all. Difficult. Once more she couldn't get into bed without assistance from Calum. She couldn't dress or put her ridiculous amount of hair in a pony tail. She needed a plastic bag on her arm to shower, which she couldn't put on etc. etc. It...

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