Clever Bird kept telling Freda Fretter that Baggy had survived major surgery. Two-and-a-half hours to remove Lawrence-the-durmoid-cyst was a big deal, so a little operation on her arm was nothing to fret about. Trouble was, that the latest gang member, Hormonal Hannah, sided with Freda. Hannah is a pain! She crashed her way into Baggy Body's gang after the surgery. Thanks to the hysterectomy and the removal of Baggy's ovaries, Baggy was plunged, head-first into the menopause. Being an old bird, Baggy was already in it, so it didn't occur to Clever Bird that it could get dramatically worse. But then, Clever Bird knows nothing about the menopause really, as was demonstrated by her belief that Lawrence-the-lump was a perfectly normal part of it. In fact she also thought that having everything whi...

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