Baggy Body found being home wonderful and terrifying in equal measure. Her husband is a really good nurse. But also a very sound sleeper. Baggy slept in the spare room. It's so tight to get into bed in the main bedroom at the best of times. She had no chance with her lack of stomach strength. Calum slept in the other room. Exhausted. Freda Fretter worried that Baggy would need him in the night and he wouldn't hear her. A solution was found. Throw arrows at the dividing wall. Yes, arrows. They belong to Lady Eadwynn, Baggy's C10th re-enactment persona. She's a lovely Saxon lady. The longbow and arrows live by the spare bed. Baggy tested the system. It worked. Okay sleep. She woke later. Couldn't get out of bed. Picked up an arrow. She was about to throw it when she realised it was a sharp one,...

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