Freda Fretter could not believe how slowly time was going. Clever Bird explained that it always does if you're waiting for something. Especially if it's something bad. Something really bad. Like waiting to find out whether Lawrence-the-lump is an evil piece of work. Let's just say it. Ovarian cancer. Or something not so evil. But still bad. Let's face it, Lawrence had no place being inside Baggy, no matter what kind of mass he was. Time dragged. Seven days began to feel like seven weeks. It didn't help that Lawrence was now hurting Baggy a lot. She was getting regular shooting pains in her stomach that doubled her over. She also got occasional shooting pains up through her "private parts". These were agony. So Clever Bird decided that Grotty Groom had better have some time off. Bag...

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