"I love drinking water! It maintains my beauty  and keeps me youthful.  Hasn't it done a good job darling?"

"I guess so."

"Darling, don't be like that!" 

"Be like what?"

"What you are doing now darling."

"What am I doing now?"

"You know darling...you do it all the time to me."

"Do I?"

"Yes darling.  It makes me feel small."

"Hmm..."

"What are you thinking darling?"

"How small do you feel?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I care about how you feel."

"Then make me feel better." 

"Your nose is a bit too big."

"Oh my! Darling I..."

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