"No Markie! Don't do it!"

Markie, the epitome of sixth grade trailer trash, eyes a young girl who's a birthday away from  feeling appropriate to adore eighth graders. Markie likes this girl; but Markie has not developed the emotional skills to manage his feelings for the opposite sex.

Markie does what's expected of any sixth grade  adolescent journeying through puberty: expresses a positive, relational emotion through a negative action. 

Bob's head is down...not because of depression, but because spilled chocolate milk demands Bob's concentration. Afterall, Bob is the only custodial staff in a rather expansive midlde school. 

But the principal doesn't think so. 

Corn and mash potatoes fuse into the ultimate food boulder. Markie firms...

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