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Teachers for Dinner
By DeShaun Johnson

Series Description:

Bob Buscow (pronounced "Boos-cow")...a snibbling worthless worm who's worth went to washing toilets.  Teachers turned their nose up at him while middle school students made him feel worse than the suicidal, low intelligent nerds picked on by the upper elite.

But Bob wasn't bummed about it; because Bob basically had back-up. See Bob loves human flesh. I guess it's safe to say Bob is a cannibal....secretly.  Bob selects his meals based on behaviors and bodies.  Those who misbehaved towards Bob earned a date night with him. Depending on their body types, Bob is methodical with his body part choices.

Now Bob didn't have a problem having an idea about his next meal.  What Bob is bummed about is the lack of support and push to legalize cannibalism. No matter; a loop hole was found in the legal system that would allow Bob to chow down without any conscience regrets. Why? Well Bob's conscience wouldn't be around much longer to guilt trip his taste buds. An added bonus: Bob will not be legally liable for his actions. 

What Bob finds will make his actions as legal as medicinal  marijuana for recreational purposes. Bob is excited. The teachers and students at Mourning Middle will soon share Bob's excitement firsthand. 

Category: Fiction Book Chapters
Updated: Monthly
Status: Ongoing









Series Description:

Bob Buscow (pronounced "Boos-cow")...a snibbling worthless worm who's worth went to washing toilets.  Teachers turned their nose up at him while middle school students made him feel worse than the suicidal, low intelligent nerds picked on by the upper elite.

But Bob wasn't bummed about it; because Bob basically had back-up. See Bob loves human flesh. I guess it's safe to say Bob is a cannibal....secretly.  Bob selects his meals based on behaviors and bodies.  Those who misbehaved towards Bob earned a date night with him. Depending on their body types, Bob is methodical with his body part choices.

Now Bob didn't have a problem having an idea about his next meal.  What Bob is bummed about is the lack of support and push to legalize cannibalism. No matter; a loop hole was found in the legal system that would allow Bob to chow down without any conscience regrets. Why? Well Bob's conscience wouldn't be around much longer to guilt trip his taste buds. An added bonus: Bob will not be legally liable for his actions. 

What Bob finds will make his actions as legal as medicinal  marijuana for recreational purposes. Bob is excited. The teachers and students at Mourning Middle will soon share Bob's excitement firsthand. 

Category: Fiction Book Chapters
Updated: Monthly
Status: Ongoing