So much for my New Year’s resolution.

I find myself incredibly sad and horribly lonely.

All I do is work.

Or mix with older people.

I haven’t got a witty thing to say.

I’m fed up with my appearance.

I’m sick of my own company.

The only friend in the world I seem to have is Julien. Or Julienne.

And I’ve not seen him or her since the New Year celebrations.

So, I took myself for a jog. In the real park, even though it was freezing cold. I think it did me some good, because I did feel better when I got back. They say we need exercise and sunlight. So. I’ll try to get some each day.

Then I decided to cook my own meal. Fungus, and sour cream, mange-tout peas and pasta. Comfort food a...

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