7:08 AM 8/26/17 “Dear Lord, I pray against lust.”

I was built

to release

muscle tension...

Soooo

I guess

I'm still doing

what I was made

to do.

Doesn't make me any less

disappointed though.

Instead of relaxing your partner's

neck

or

shoulders

as expected of me,

I relax her clitoris.

Instead of sweat being cleaned off of me

cum

is.

Instead of her being stiff

from

driving all day,

she is stiff

from

nondenominational Christian guilt.

I was told

that the customer

is always right

so I hope

you never

read this.

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