“Yeah. It says something about how the American government is evil and how they want to kill us all.”

“...Americans? Kill? That's what it really says, right?”

“Yeah. Americans that look like you.” He replied, half jokingly.

“Does it actually say blonde haired people though?” I asked, looking for clarification.

“No.”

“What's it say then?”

“It says they want to kill people wearing sweat pants.”

That's what I was wearing. Very funny.

     No one bought my advertisments of fear at school. Most of my classmates had lived in South Korea for a majority of their lives, so they were immune to the concept of danger, similar to someone in...

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