I was watching t.v., and an advertisement for Keeping Up With the Kardashians came on.  I've never seen the show, but I've heard enough about it to know the Kardashian family and I have nothing in common.

Lets start with the fact that I'm not a millionaire. I'm not even close. Over here on Keeping Up With Stacey Sordahl, I'm pretty stoked that I got $200 back in rebates from Ibotta this year.  Have you heard about the Scrip program? My family has because I haven't shut up about it. The more gift cards they purchase through Scrip, the more money goes toward my kids school tuition. "It's a win-win!" has come out of my mouth more times than Kim K's sex tape has been viewed.

Speaking of Kim, isn't she married to Kanye? I bet there's a recordi...

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