Usually I'm comfortable knowing I look like someone who eats a lot of cheese. It is what it is.

Then someone tags me in a Facebook photo.  Good Lord in Heaven, when did I get the third chin? Is that really my ass? Do I always have a lazy eye?

Why would you post and tag me in this photo? Do you hate me? Are we in a fight I don't know about? Am I really this unattractive? Do I give up and just stay home now? What is going on?

Should I follow the advice I saw in the next Facebook post about giving up dairy? Am I puffy because of my love for Greek Yogurt? Should I stop eating it and smear it on my face?  Should I get on Pinterest and find a remedy for lazy eyes and ass tightening. Apple Cider Vinegar? Is that good for the hook nose I didn't ...

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