Nick and Amy have been married for seventeen years and for the last five of those years they have had no cable television in their house because Nick was positive it was rotting their children’s brains and he wanted to make sure each and every family member in his house was squeezing every possible moment of excitement from life instead of mindlessly watching a screen.  There was also something to the outrageous cable bill of 2014 that somehow crept over a hundred dollars before he got serious and pulled the plug.  They do however have a plethora of online television options, but Nick pretends not to notice and Amy doesn’t flaunt it. She just wants to be able to watch mindless Kardashian-ish reality tv while she folds laundry, though she would never admit it to any of the ladies in her...

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