Nick and Amy have been married for seventeen years and for most of those years Nick has been on the hunt for the perfect gift for his adorably spicy and incredibly picky wife.  Amy doesn’t think she’s picky in the slightest, it’s just that her husband tends to buy what he thinks Amy needs rather than what Amy has told him in no uncertain terms that she wants.  Hence, over the years there have been silky, see-through negligees wrapped under the Christmas tree when Amy was hoping for a pair of comfortable flannel pajama pants that fit her waist after three kids, or music software that Amy can’t even figure out how to turn on when she really wanted a simple iPod, or the epic birthday blowout of 2015 the neighbors witnessed when Amy hinted that she’d love a piece of jewelry and Nick...

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