Paranormal Lockdown and Mountain Monsters. Yeah, I clearly watch too much television. Anyway, this special turned out to be a nightmare for all bigfoot believers because it painted us as insane rednecks thirsty for our fifteen minutes of fame.

            Don’t believe me? Walk with me. Or, read with me, I guess.

            There was one special clip that had my face buried in my heads. I was mortified that there are people on this planet, who are clearly insane. So, here’s this middle-aged woman from Georgia clambering on about her Bigfoot encounter. The creature approaches her mobile home – babe, it’s a trailer –, and he notices her staring at him from her backdoor.

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