I was out to dinner recently with a friend when these two teenage girls came out of nowhere and accosted a young man at the table next to us. They giggled and shrieked and snapped photos, and my friend and I could only assume that he was some kind of celebrity or something. I didn’t recognize him, and neither did she, and our waitress had no idea there was a real, live celebrity in her section. Regardless, he was obviously somebody because young girls don’t tend to scream over anonymous people in restaurants.

Or maybe they do. Kids today you know…

Anyway, by virtue of the cities that I’ve lived in, I’ve had the opportunity to see and interact with a number of celebrities over the years. I’ve given directions to Adam West, served beer to Ice-T and his crew, made a...

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