With Christmas right around the corner, Santa’s bound to be pretty busy with all his preparations, so I figured I’d help him out a bit by outlining a few things I’d like this year. Save him the trouble of researching or whatever it he does to know all the things we want to find under the tree. This is really for him more than it is for me.

Dear Santa,

Merry Christmas!

I have been (mostly) good this year. So, I didn’t work towards world peace or save anyone from a burning house, but I was really good at slacking off from writing, choosing awesome places to dine, and I totally supplied my lovely friends with fantastic and creative cocktails any time they stopped by. That has to count for something, right?

This year, I’m really hoping you’ll bring me some fun t...

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